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hi ❤ i'm darian, young filmmaker
from NYC and this is my personal
inspiration bank / silly little blog.
interests include horoscopes/general
superstition, quoting movies, and
cute halloween decorations!!!

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torturing hamlet at 7:30 am
check out my stupid pajamas they’re comfy

torturing hamlet at 7:30 am

check out my stupid pajamas they’re comfy


i’m watching jacob’s ladder with wafer

i’m watching jacob’s ladder with wafer






Anonymous asked:

“When did you get your first hamster / pet?”

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i’ve only ever had hamsters. i got my first hamster, i think when i was 6 or 7? his name was Fluffy and he had green bedding that made his fur green, hahaha. Fluffy didn’t live very long and i was really upset, and i bought two more and they were supposed to be both boys but it was a boy and a girl… needless to say they kept breeding, and at one point i had around 30 hamsters, i was naming them all after Pokemon haha it was really irresponsible and bad. i tried sexing them and keeping them separated but i wasn’t good at telling the difference back then.

crazy story though, one of the original two that i bought after Fluffy died, was named  ”Fluffy 2.” she was the female and she was the nastiest bitch of a hamster who ever lived. she was GIGANTIC, and always pregnant, bit everyone, and outlived every hamster, up to the day i gave them all to the pet store. we had a glass tank but somehow she would always chew the wire at the top of the cage and escape, after i caught her and put her back i covered the hole she made with a thick hardcover dictionary and then she chewed through THAT and escaped!! at night i would hear her fighting mice in the walls!!! (while pregnant!!!) 





wHY CANT I stop LAUGHING

wHY CANT I stop LAUGHING



i’m a hamster masseuse

i’m a hamster masseuse


hamlet made the SCARIEST noise, i think he was having a nightmare because he was sleeping but suddenly i heard him make this horrendous death rattle wheeze snarl
so i woke him up and put him on my head

hamlet made the SCARIEST noise, i think he was having a nightmare because he was sleeping but suddenly i heard him make this horrendous death rattle wheeze snarl

so i woke him up and put him on my head



guro-tan replied to your post: i think Wafer just farted like i heard a bunch of…

go smell his butt

it just smells like hamster



i think Wafer just farted

like i heard a bunch of little ham sneezey noises coming from his cage, and i was like aw thats cute aw

then i distinctly heard a fart sound, is this even possible? can hamsters fart? i’m sure they can but is it audible??


here’s a wafer gif since he never gets any screen time
i found this striped shirt in my room today, it has a ton of holes in it but it used to be my favorite and i fell back in love with it

here’s a wafer gif since he never gets any screen time

i found this striped shirt in my room today, it has a ton of holes in it but it used to be my favorite and i fell back in love with it


i was feeding hamlet grapes and then he violently sneezed or something idk

i was feeding hamlet grapes and then he violently sneezed or something idk


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